Mick Hucknall: Simply Red, Surprisingly Moist Mug

Mick Hucknall's hair has absorbed more liquid than most sponges (just ask Martine McCutcheon), and frankly, this mug is just following suit. Stare into his soulful eyes while you sip, knowing that a man this emotionally needy once convinced millions that soul music required this much desperation and this much product. He'll make you feel things. Uncomfortable things. Wet things. Drink your coffee while Mick silently judges your life choices from across the rim - because if anyone understands making poor decisions repeatedly, it's the human embodiment of "I'll just tell her I love her one more time and she'll definitely come back." Your mug. Your shame. Simply unavoidable.