Me Goosta T-shirt
Me Goosta T-shirt
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Imagine this: a goose. Not just any goose, but a goose wearing a hat, clutching a delicate flower like it’s about to serenade you. Behind it? The Spanish flag, fluttering with the energy of a thousand flamenco dancers. Below it all, the words “me goosta” - a pun so powerful it bends the laws of linguistics.
This shirt is not clothing. It is prophecy.
When you put it on, three things might happen:
- A mariachi band may spontaneously appear in your kitchen.
- You may suddenly understand the secret longings of waterfowl.
- Reality itself may briefly glitch and whisper: honk honk, amigo.
The fabric? Redder than a tomato sunburned in Barcelona. The vibe? Pure, chaotic elegance. The purpose? Unknown… yet inevitable.
Wear it to weddings, wear it to job interviews, wear it when you finally challenge time itself to a duel. The goose approves.
Product information
Product information
Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirt.
Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with fewer impurities than other cottons.
Side-seamed for a flattering fit.
Made under ethical working conditions in facilities certified by W.R.A.P.
Dyed primarily with bluesign® approved dyes, signifying our commitment to minimise the use of hazardous chemicals and environmentally harmful substances in our fabrics.
Solid Colours: 100% cotton
Heather Colours: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
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