Mastermind: I've Started So I'll Fucking Finish Mug

Mastermind? Bollocks.

Magnus Magnusson has had enough. The black chair's empty, both fingers are firmly raised, and Britain's most legendary quizmaster has abandoned all pretence of professionalism. Forget "I've started so I'll finish". This version says what we've all been thinking after the third pointless meeting, the fifth stupid email, or the tenth customer asking a question that was answered in the first sentence.

Printed with the gloriously sweary slogan "I've Started So I'll Fucking Finish", this mug is for people who tackle life with equal parts determination and simmering rage. Whether you're powering through spreadsheets, surviving a Monday morning, or arguing with an appliance that definitely shouldn't need a software update, this mug quietly tells the world exactly where they can stick it.

One sip and you're no longer just drinking tea - you've entered the final round, you've got no passes left, and anyone interrupting before you've finished your brew can get straight in the bin.