Manuel: I Know Nothing Mug

The three greatest words in sitcom history... and coincidentally the exact same defence you've been using in meetings for years.

Manuel's permanently baffled expression has never been more relatable. Whether the printer's on fire, someone's asking who deleted the spreadsheet, or you've accidentally replied-all to the entire company, there's only one response.

"I know nothing!"

It's the perfect mug for dodging responsibility with the confidence of a man who hasn't got the faintest clue what's going on. Which, let's face it, is most of us before the first coffee.

Leave it on your desk and you've got plausible deniability built into your crockery.

Who finished the biscuits? Who broke the photocopier? Who spent £600 on the company card?

I know nothing.