Locuste T-shirt

Clean, smug sportswear energy, absolutely ruined by biblical menace. This T-shirt swaps polite preppy vibes for a finely illustrated locust, like it’s about to devour your lawn, your crops, and your sense of good taste. It’s minimal, sharp, and just unhinged enough to make the joke land instantly.

The brilliance is in the restraint: one small change, one enormous escalation. Where you’d expect quiet affluence, you get plagues. Where you’d expect tennis whites, you get end times. It’s dry, clever, and deeply satisfying for anyone who enjoys their fashion references twisted, their logos sabotaged, and their humour served deadpan with a faint smell of apocalypse. Wear it like you’re posh, but ominous.