Jurassic Parklife T-shirt

I get up when I want, except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the velociraptors

I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about leaving the house

I feed the triceratops, I sometimes feed the stegosaurus too, it gives me a sense of enormous wellbeing

And then I'm happy for the rest of the day, safe in the knowledge there will always be this T-shirt devoted to it