Jesus: Very demure, very mindful Christmas Sweatshirt

Slip into this jumper and experience the pinnacle of festive sophistication. Featuring Jesus staring off into the great unknown as though pondering the meaning of mince pies, paired with the “Very demure, very mindful” caption that’s been quietly running amok across the internet, it’s both ironic and entirely sincere. Perfect for baffling your nan, confusing your colleagues, or simply sipping sherry while questioning all of existence. Warm, comfy and inexplicably profound, it’s the sort of thing you’ll wear knowing half the room won’t get the joke - and the other half will suspect you might be onto something.