Jaffa Cake: Full Moon, Half Moon, Total Eclipse T-shirt

Imagine you are transported back to a 1990s classroom. The teacher stands before you, holding a tray of Jaffa Cakes. “Full Moon!” she announces, brandishing a perfectly round sponge with chocolate top. You nod along, unsure why astronomy is suddenly delicious. “Half Moon!” she continues, slicing delicately. And then… the culmination of the ages: “Total Eclipse!” - a bite, a chomp, a moment of transcendence. That, dear wearer, is now immortalised on your chest.

This shirt is more than cotton and ink. It’s childhood nostalgia fused with cosmic whimsy. Every time you wear it, you are the teacher, the pupil, and the lucky bystander witnessing the most important lunar event of your snack-filled youth. It’s for people who understand that science is best demonstrated with orange jelly, chocolate glaze, and sponge cake, and who still secretly judge anyone who takes biscuits too seriously.