I Will Not Be Held Responsible For What My Face Does When You Talk T-s

A declaration, a warning, and a confession, all printed in bold honesty across your chest. Crafted from 100% soft cotton and 0% patience for nonsense, it’s perfect for meetings, family gatherings, and any situation where you must appear civil while your eyebrows stage a coup.

Wearing this shirt is like hiring a small, sarcastic lawyer for your facial expressions. It silently pleads your case as your mouth politely says, “Oh, really?” while your eyes have already fled the country. It’s a garment for the expressive, the unfiltered, and those who have long since abandoned the dream of a neutral resting face.

Slip it on, walk into the world, and let everyone know: your face has diplomatic immunity.