I Got Dat IBS (Irresistible Bowel Syndrome) Mug

Some people have sex appeal. Some people have charisma. And then there's this saucy little intestine, who has got both wrapped up in one glorious case of Irresistible Bowel Syndrome.

She's got the eyelashes, the curves, the pose and the confidence of someone who's just entered a village hall disco to the opening bars of Lady Marmalade. Frankly, she knows exactly what she's got.