Human Meat T-shirt

Finally, a T-shirt that isn’t afraid to say what everyone else is thinking: food marketing has gone too far, and we’re next on the menu. This soft, ethically-questionable garment features a bold can design proudly declaring “100% Extra Virgin Human Meat” - the final frontier of farm-to-table dining.

• Tastefully Macabre Design: Reminiscent of artisanal food labels, except this time you are the livestock.
• Premium Fabric: Unlike the product advertised, this shirt is cruelty-free… probably.
• Gourmet Satire: A subtle reminder that “organic,” “sustainable,” and “locally sourced” are just polite ways of saying “someone’s dinner.”
• Collector’s Appeal: Perfect for foodies, vegetarians with a dark sense of humour, or billionaires scouting their next boutique apocalypse snack.

Wear it to your next dinner party and watch your friends nervously laugh, then quietly Google “legal definition of cannibalism.” Or just wear it to the supermarket - nothing makes the frozen meat aisle more exciting than being mistaken for product placement in a dystopian marketing campaign.

⚠️ Disclaimer: Shirt contains zero human meat. Any sudden cravings are purely coincidental.