Hot Brown Liquid Mug

You know the bloke.

Yellow hat.

Pink outfit.

Massive brush.

And a voice capable of shouting one particular bodily function so enthusiastically that an entire nation now joins in.

There are proper actors, with years of training, doing Shakespeare, Chekhov and emotionally complex dramas.

Then there's this magnificent bastard, giving it everything he's got while singing about diarrhoea.

And now he's on a mug.

Because sometimes you see something on television and think, "Yes. I need that staring at me while I drink tea."

Will it make your brew taste better?

Probably not.

Will you immediately sing the song?

Yes.

You absolutely fucking will.