Honey Monster T-shirt

He arrived in 1976.

Big. Orange. Arms crossed with the quiet authority of someone who has made their position completely clear and sees no reason to revisit it.

The message was simple: eat the cereal.

Fifty years later he's still here.

Still wearing the cap.

Still crossing those arms.

Still looking at you with the expression of a creature who has been asked to justify himself one too many times and has decided against it.

He doesn't need to justify himself.

He's the Honey Monster.

This patch has the texture of something that's been on a denim jacket since 1979, found at the back of a drawer, completely intact, still carrying the same energy it always had.

Wear it.

Eat your cereal.

He'll know if you don't.