Ho Ho Ho and all that Festive Bollocks T-shirt

Splashed with the immortal line “Ho Ho Ho and all that Festive Bollocks”, this T-shirt gives yuletide cheer a safety-pinned sneer, channelling the confrontational ransom-note swagger of that notorious 70s punk record without slipping into fancy dress. It’s festive spirit with its eyeliner running.

The typography is loud, unapologetic and slightly rude, like a carol sung through a megaphone outside a closed pub. Wear it to the office party and watch tinsel recoil. Wear it to dinner and let the sprouts know who’s in charge. Soft, comfortable and built for repeat offending, it’s ideal for anyone who loves Christmas but refuses to pretend it isn’t also a month-long exercise in mild irritation, overcooked veg and forced cheer.

Perfect for gifting to the family rebel, the mate who hates Wham!, or yourself, because you’ve earned it. Pull it on, crack a beer, and let the season know exactly where it can stick its goodwill.