Have you tried turning it off and on again? T-shirt

Introducing the ultimate uniform for accidental tech gurus and basement-dwelling geniuses: the “Have You Tried Turning It Off and On Again?” T-Shirt. This is not just apparel, it’s an honorary badge of the Reynholm Industries IT Department.

The shirt features that immortal line, blazing in orange digital lettering like it’s being typed out by Moss himself during a system meltdown. Above it, a single on/off button sits like a sacred rune, as if summoning the ghost of a reboot long overdue. Wear it and you’ll feel the quiet power of Roy’s sigh of eternal disappointment and Jen’s confident but utterly misplaced optimism.

It’s the shirt that says, without you having to utter a word: “I have seen the blinking router lights. I have heard the cries of the unpluggable USB.” In crowded rooms, other fans will nod knowingly, perhaps even mumble “Hello, IT… have you tried turning it off and on again?” before vanishing back into the shadows of a server room.

This is more than fabric. It’s a reboot button for reality itself.