Groceries and Shit Tote Bag

A basket so cute it has a face. A checklist with all the boxes ticked. A carrot with better posture than most adults.

Groceries and shit.

Because "groceries" alone never quite covers it. There's also the bin bags, the thing you forgot last time, the emergency wine, and the one item you buy every week purely out of habit. This bag holds all of it. It doesn't judge. It just carries.