Greggs X Chanel Classic Tote Bag Black

Black canvas. Gold interlocking monogram. The exact visual language of a bag that costs £2,400 and comes with a certificate of authenticity.

Except it's Greggs.

The same Greggs that does two sausage rolls and a Belgian bun for under a fiver. Rebranded, apparently, by someone who took one look at the pasty counter and thought: this deserves a fashion house.

Carry your steak bake with the confidence of old money. Nobody needs to know it's from the one on the high street, next to Boots.

• Handle: 67cm
• Length: 42cm
• Width: 38cm
• Sturdy enough for a weekly shop's worth of meal deals