GÅY Manual Mug

Congratulations on your purchase of the GÅY™ dance instruction sequence.

Your package contains four fully illustrated steps for completing the classic Y-M-C-A configuration. Please study each figure carefully before attempting on a live dancefloor.

Step 1: Y - Arms raised in triumphant fashion. Chin up. You were born for this.
Step 2: M - Elbows down, fingertips together. Look confident. You are confident.
Step 3: C - Lean into it. Commit. There is no half-hearted C.
Step 4: A - Arms aloft. Peak fabulousness achieved. 

Difficulty level: Beginner
Recommended dancefloor: Any
Minimum participants: One, but more is better
Maximum participants: Unlimited

Warning: Once initiated this sequence is irreversible. The song will be in your head for the remainder of the day. Possibly the week. We accept no liability.