Fuck You Kitten T-shirt

Behold: the paradox of innocence and defiance, screen-printed on 100% cotton. At first glance, you see the kitten: soft, wide-eyed, an emissary of cuddles from another dimension. Behind it, however, a chorus of rebellious echoes rises: "Fuck you I won't do as you tell me", repeated like a Gregorian chant for anarchists, or the world’s most aggressive nursery rhyme.

This is not just a T-shirt. This is a garment that whispers “pet me” while simultaneously shouting “overthrow your corporate overlords.” It’s wearable cognitive dissonance, ideal for:

Protests where snacks are served.
Family dinners where silence must be broken.
Situations where you want to radiate both kitten energy and pure chaos.

Soft enough for naps. Strong enough for insurrection. Surreal enough that your grandma will ask if it’s “one of those modern art things.”

Slip this on and embody the eternal truth: sometimes the cutest creature in the room is also the most dangerous revolutionary.

Product information

Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirt.

Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with fewer impurities than other cottons.

Side-seamed for a flattering fit.

Made under ethical working conditions in facilities certified by W.R.A.P.

Dyed primarily with bluesign® approved dyes, signifying our commitment to minimise the use of hazardous chemicals and environmentally harmful substances in our fabrics.

Solid Colours: 100% cotton
Heather Colours: 52% cotton, 48% polyester