Foof Hygiene Rating Mug

Official green sticker. Proper Environmental Health font. Every visual cue of a takeaway about to get shut down by the council.

Except the inspection isn't downstairs in the kitchen. It's further south.

Zero. Urgent improvement necessary.

No inspector's name given, for their own safety. No appeal process, because frankly the evidence speaks for itself. Somebody's failed to maintain standards down there and this mug isn't being subtle about who.