Emmerdale: Nothing Good Has Ever Happened Here Mug

The perfect mug for anyone who’s watched a sleepy Yorkshire village somehow rack up more murders, explosions, kidnappings and emotional trauma than downtown Gotham.

At first glance it’s all rolling hills, cosy cottages and countryside charm. Then someone drives into a lake, a pub explodes, a helicopter falls out the sky, or Cain Dingle punches another bloke through a barn door.

A beautiful tribute to Britain’s most cursed postcode.