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Eat Pray Love Mug

Eat Pray Love Mug

£11.99

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Starts off well. Colourful. Aspirational. Bali energy.

By line four it's given up entirely.

Eat. Pray. Love. Fart. Riot. Cry. Panic. Quit. Sob. Shit. Piss. Die.

Twelve words. One woman's spiritual journey. Zero yoga retreats survived intact.

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