Dead Inside T-shirt

Running on low energy, high sarcasm, and an overwhelming sense of dread? Same, mate. This absolute belter of a t-shirt takes the classic "Intel Inside" logo and gives it the proper update - because let’s be honest, your internal processor gave up years ago.

Ideal for tech nerds, overworked office gremlins, and anyone who’s been emotionally rebooting since the late 2000s. Whether you’re surviving another meeting that could've been an email or aggressively ignoring your feelings in the pub, this shirt’s got your back.