Dead Inside T-shirt

This shirt proudly announces what your eyes have known all along: the processor of your soul is running on existential dread and reheated leftovers. At first glance, the design whispers corporate efficiency, but lean in closer and it sighs softly, as though it’s already accepted its fate. The clean, familiar oval seems almost professional, as if sadness had a marketing team and a quarterly revenue target. Wearing it feels like being the employee of the month at a company that manufactures despair in bulk.

The fabric is soft, almost suspiciously so, like it knows this is your emotional support T-shirt now. People may nod approvingly or slowly back away. Both are correct responses. Perfect for long nights of scrolling through the void, awkward small talk at parties, or simply standing motionless in the kitchen at 2 a.m. wondering how you got here.