David Dickinson Mug

CHEAP AS CHIPS: A Mug For People Who Remember When David Dickinson Was Relevant

David Dickinson stares back at you with a spray tan so aggressive it's basically a cry for help, holding a gavel like he's about to smash your dreams and your mug simultaneously. For forty years, this man told pensioners their heirlooms were worth about 50p, and somehow made it work. Now he's on your mug, looking orange enough to make an Oompa Loompa nervous. This is for people who genuinely miss when David could convince you that tat was treasure, when his tan was a choice, not a warning sign, and when daytime telly meant something (absolutely nothing, but still). Drink your coffee knowing David's silently appraising your taste.