Cloaca T-shirt
Cloaca T-shirt
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One opening.
Everything.
No questions.
Birds have one. Reptiles have one. Amphibians have one. Monotremes have one. It handles waste, reproduction, and various other biological functions through a single, optimistic aperture with no complaints whatsoever.
Evolution looked at the mammalian approach - multiple dedicated openings, significant anatomical complexity - and said: that seems like a lot of effort.
The cloaca agreed.
This shirt takes that word - a perfectly legitimate biological term - and presents it in the most cheerful, refreshing, fizzy-drink-adjacent font and colourway imaginable.
Because some things deserve to be celebrated.
Cloaca.
It just does everything.
Enjoy.
Product information
Product information
Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirt.
Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with fewer impurities than other cottons.
Side-seamed for a flattering fit.
Made under ethical working conditions in facilities certified by W.R.A.P.
Dyed primarily with bluesign® approved dyes, signifying our commitment to minimise the use of hazardous chemicals and environmentally harmful substances in our fabrics.
Solid Colours: 100% cotton
Heather Colours: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
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