Chlamydia Koalas Mug

Two koalas are mid-cuddle, radiating pure eucalyptus-scented innocence, blissfully unaware that they are the animal kingdom’s most awkward fun fact. Below them, the word “chlamydia” sits calmly, doing absolutely no work to soften the blow. This mug hinges on the delicious reality that koalas are famously riddled with the stuff, turning what looks like saccharine wildlife art into a masterclass in biological oversharing.

Cute on the surface, medically cursed underneath, it’s a reminder that even the fluffiest icons have deeply problematic personal lives.