Chippy Chips T-shirt

Behold the Chippy Chips T-Shirt - the ultimate tribute to the grease-stained altar of British cuisine: the fish and chip shop. Our parody of the iconic logo replaces lollipops with the true national delicacy - steaming hot chips wrapped in paper, absorbed with the scent of vinegar, and a faint aura of seagull menace.

Slip this on and you’ll instantly evoke the following:

• The sound of fluorescent strip lights humming while someone argues about mushy peas.
• The sensation of balancing a scalding bag of chips on your lap in the back of a car, knowing full well you’ll smell like fryer oil for days.
• The spiritual high of saying “salt and vinegar, please” and having your entire existence validated.

Printed on 100% cotton (not cod-ton, though we thought about it), this t-shirt is designed for late-night chip runs, seaside pilgrimages, and anyone who’s ever called dinner “a cheeky chippy.”

It’s not fashion, it’s battered transcendence.