Calm The Fuck Down Scented Candle

Had a long day? Feeling a bit stabby? Take a deep breath, light this candle, and let the soothing scent do its thing. Infused with notes of “as per my last email”, and a hint of “sit the hell down and chill”, this little jar of magic is here to remind you that everything’s probably fine.

Perfect for stressed-out souls, overthinkers, and anyone who just needs the universe (or their mother-in-law) to back off for a minute. It also makes a cracking gift for that mate who’s always one minor inconvenience away from losing the plot.

Go on, pop the kettle on, put your feet up, and Calm The Fuck Down. You deserve it.

Disclaimer: This is a novelty item, and doesn't actually smell of the above, but of fresh marine notes with sea salt, muguet, rose water, bois de rose, white musk, driftwood and amber.

Our hand-poured vegan paraffin scented wax candles offer a high quality finish, clean burn, and good fragrance throw.

• 30cl vessel
• 40 hour burn time
• Height 93mm, Diameter Top 81mm, Diameter Bottom 76mm