Brussels Sprouts: Delicious Bastards Christmas Sweatshirt

Wrap yourself in festive defiance with this unapologetically green masterpiece. A celebration of the nation’s most divisive vegetable, this Christmas sweatshirt declares your allegiance to the tiny titans of the roast dinner. Soft, warm, and just cheeky enough to make Grandma spill her sherry, it’s the perfect attire for anyone who knows that sprouts aren’t just for eating - they’re for making a statement.