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Born Sleepy T-shirt

Born Sleepy T-shirt

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Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big sofa, choose alarm clocks, mobile phones, and motivational posters telling you to hustle harder. Choose spinning classes. Choose meal prep. Choose a pension. Choose a starter home. Choose standing desks and oat milk and the crushing, relentless, exhausting business of being a functioning person.

Or choose what he chose.

The branch. The seventeen-hour nap. Moving so slowly that moss grows on you and you genuinely cannot find it in yourself to care. The total, unhurried, magnificent refusal to participate. Not laziness. Philosophy.

He didn't choose life. He chose something much better.

And the reasons?
There are no reasons
Who needs reasons when you've got sleep?

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Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirt.

Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with fewer impurities than other cottons.

Side-seamed for a flattering fit.

Made under ethical working conditions in facilities certified by W.R.A.P.

Dyed primarily with bluesign® approved dyes, signifying our commitment to minimise the use of hazardous chemicals and environmentally harmful substances in our fabrics.

Solid Colours: 100% cotton
Heather Colours: 52% cotton, 48% polyester

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