Bah Humbug Christmas Sweatshirt

Imagine trudging through December wrapped in a cosy stew of passive-aggressive gingerbread. Each letter of “BAH HUMBUG” has been meticulously cut from biscuit dough that clearly attended finishing school for grumps, staring at the world with a frosted sneer. Wearing it is rather like hosting a tiny, mutinous pantomime across your chest, where candy canes mutter under their breath about your life choices and Father Christmas is side-eyeing you with refined disdain. It’s warm, snug, and radiates that polite-but-deadly holiday scepticism that makes mince pies tremble in their tins. Ideal for awkward family suppers, office Secret Santas, or the Tube, where fellow passengers quietly wonder if you’re a festive hero or a public menace.