American Sausage

Behold: American Sausage. A cultural milestone. A greasy revelation. A work of art that dares to ask: what if Grant Wood had been really, really hungry?

This glorious pastiche of American Gothic replaces the humble pitchfork with something far more noble, far more delicious: a single sausage, proudly speared upon a fork like Excalibur itself. The farmer’s eyes say, “I’ve seen hard times.” The sausage says, “But also: lunch.”

Printed with museum-quality inks that capture every solemn wrinkle, every sizzling curve of pork perfection, this piece is equally at home in your kitchen, your living room, or the lobby of a vaguely sinister meat-packing plant.

Owning American Sausage isn’t just about art. It’s about heritage. It’s about commitment. It’s about looking at a couple of stern Midwesterners every morning and thinking, “Yes. That’s exactly the energy I need to face the day.”

Warning: prolonged staring may cause sudden cravings, philosophical questions about Americana, or a strong desire to grill at inappropriate hours.

*Sausage not included.

Our premium matte paper is heavier-weight, white, and features a smooth, uncoated finish that feels luxuriously soft to the touch:

• Print Size: 27x35cm.
• Paper Finishing: Matte, smooth, non-reflective surface.
• Paper Weight: 200 gsm (80 lb), thickness: 0.26 mm (10.3 mils).
• Sustainable Paper: FSC-certified or equivalent paper for sustainability.