Aliens/Smash Martians T-shirt

In space, no one can hear you crunch. This T-shirt crash-lands the silver-helmeted Smash Martians into the darkest corner of sci-fi cinema, spoofing the iconic Aliens poster with all the subtlety of a mallet to a mash tin. The result is an immaculate collision of retro telly mischief and acid-etched space horror, where antennae loom, eyes glow and the only thing getting pulverised is good taste- in the best possible way.

Printed crisp and bold, it’s a knowing nod for anyone who grew up laughing at those metal munchers while secretly loving a bit of xenomorph dread. Wear it to signal impeccable pop-culture literacy, a fondness for absurdity, and a healthy disregard for the sanctity of film posters. Perfect for pub quizzes, late-night screenings, or any situation that could benefit from Martians who prefer their potatoes smashed and their cinema thoroughly sent up.