Alan Titchmarsh: He Can Trim My Bush Anytime Mug

Some people see Alan Titchmarsh and think gardening legend. Others apparently need a lie-down and a cold flannel.

Featuring the nation's favourite horticultural heartthrob surrounded by tasteful flowers and the deeply tasteful declaration “He Can Trim My Bush Anytime”, this mug is for anyone whose interest in gardening has become frankly inappropriate.

Put the kettle on. Prune responsibly. Try not to embarrass yourself at the garden centre.