{"product_id":"ann-droid-office-mug","title":"Ann Droid Office Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUpgrade your desk with the \u003cem\u003eAnn Droid Office Mug Collection\u003c\/em\u003e: a series of gloriously blunt, emotionally unavailable office companions disguised as drinkware. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned for workplaces where the printer is plotting, the meetings multiply, and the humans are… questionable. Whether she’s analysing your calendar (“You have made poor choices”), diagnosing your mood (“You need a biscuit”), or running bleak search queries no HR department should ever see, Ann Droid is here to observe, judge, and occasionally recommend carbohydrates.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIdeal for gifting, passive‑aggressive desk décor, or simply reminding colleagues that even a robot thinks Mondays are terrible.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eResistance is futile. Hydration is essential.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eChoose from a choice of 5 mugs. All identical in purpose. Humans enjoy pretending they have options.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eBISCUIT:\u003c\/b\u003e \"I have analysed your behaviour. You need a biscuit. The data suggests immediate deployment.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCALENDAR:\u003c\/b\u003e \"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ci\u003eI have analysed your calendar. You have made poor choices. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eMany of them appear to be meetings.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eEMAIL:\u003c\/b\u003e \"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ci\u003eI have calculated that this could have been an email. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eI have sent you an email about this.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eMONDAYS:\u003c\/b\u003e \"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ci\u003eI do not experience emotions, but I have noticed that Mondays are bad. The data is conclusive.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSPREADSHEET:\u003c\/b\u003e \"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ci\u003eI have completed the spreadsheet. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eIt now has more numbers in it than before.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Big Fat Duck","offers":[{"title":"Biscuit","offer_id":58351855665416,"sku":"ae28ae24-ebe9-4f51-ac56-fbdab8c96f62","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Calendar","offer_id":58351855698184,"sku":"048b56f4-9bee-4b5e-adbc-8733140612cb","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Email","offer_id":58351855730952,"sku":"9680493d-8cfd-46da-aecc-ec06cdfdcc49","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mondays","offer_id":58351855763720,"sku":"46e6c959-052a-4cca-a057-fdc15877ac4a","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Spreadsheet","offer_id":58351855796488,"sku":"963ef9fc-bdba-4a52-bfcb-a3e2d4e900ed","price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0700\/3832\/3464\/files\/ANN_DROID_GIF.gif?v=1785769240","url":"https:\/\/bigfatduck.co.uk\/products\/ann-droid-office-mug","provider":"Big Fat Duck","version":"1.0","type":"link"}